Anyone who has ever had to celebrate a birthday has endured some sort of embarrassing family moment. And, for millennials, the age-old tradition of receiving horribly inappropriate happy birthday memes from our friends and families is just another way we can feel old and lame on our special day. But, even though we may cringe every time we see one of those memes show up in our Facebook feed on our birthday, we secretly love them.
Meme-ing (or is it meming?) someone’s birthday is the perfect way to show how much you care. But whether it’s your birthday or the birthday of someone special, birthday memes are always in style. So, in honor of all things cringe-worthy and meme-able, here are 101 happy birthday memes that will make you laugh (or cry) on your big day. Enjoy! (But maybe not too much…)
1) Let the inappropriate happy birthday memes begin!
“Who’s a birthday girl? You’re a birthday girl.”
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“Don’t worry about your age…Alcohol will make it all better.”
3) Inappropriate happy birthday memes for age advancement day.
“Happy age advancement day. I suppose congratulations are in order?”
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“Allow me to politely suggest this be the year you start lying about your age.”
5) Awesomely inappropriate happy birthday memes that is…
“I don’t always wish people a happy birthday but when I do, it’s because they’re awesome.”
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“And I will strike upon you with birthday flowers.”
7) Inappropriate happy birthday memes for a sexy beast.
“Another year older and still as sexy as ever!”
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“I hope your birthday is as gangster as you are. Slap some [censored].”
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“Happy birthday you sexy beast.”
10) John Cena wishes inappropriate happy birthday memes for him.
“Happy birthday to my biggest fan from the doctor of thuganomics, John Cena.”
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“Happy birthday. I hope a bird [censored] on your face today!”
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“Happy birthday you pirate [censored].”
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“Brace yourself. Happy birthday memes are coming.”
14) Enjoy inappropriate happy birthday memes with some bourbon!
“It’s your birthday…So let’s have some cake. And by cake, I mean bourbon.”
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“I don’t always make birthday cards but when I do, it’s not awesome.”
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“Oh, it’s your birthday? Come I clap for you.”
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“Happy birthday ya’ [censored].”
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“Happy birthday you ol’ dirty [censored].”
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“Do you know what rhymes with a happy birthday? Wine.”
20) The dude wishes you inappropriate happy birthday memes.
“Happy birthday, dude, duder, el-duderino, your dudeness!!”
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“Hey…I know it’s early but…Happy birthday.”
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“Hey happy birthday! Eat cake gangnamstyle.”
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“I hope your birthday is extra gingery.”
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“This is my happy birthday face for my friend.”
25) No, these inappropriate happy birthday memes are so fetch!
“Happy birthday. You so fetch.”
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“Forecast for your birthday: Alcohol, low standards, and poor decisions.”
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“Happy birthday. I’ve found your happy place.”
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“Hey, girl. Happy birthday. Sorry, my sleeves fell off.”
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“Go ahead little bunny, you have something to say? Blow me. Damnit bunny! He was supposed to wish you a happy birthday. He’s such an [censored].”
30) Moist and inappropriate happy birthday memes.
“Happy birthday gorgeous. May your birthday cake be moist!”
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“Oh, you got 35 Facebook comments on your birthday? You must be extremely popular.”
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“May you grow so old that people mistake your [censored] for nuts! Happy birthday.”
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“It’s your birthday? Happy birthday. I guess.”
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“Happy birthday you dirty [censored].
35) Gotta love funny inappropriate happy birthday memes!
“Have an awful birthday you coffin-dodging oxygen thief.”
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“Heard it was your birthday. Alrighty then, happy birthday.”
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“Hello. Yeah, this is the dog, I wanted to wish you a happy birthday.”
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“Hey, girl, happy birthday.”
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“I hope your birthday is as awesome as your hair in high school.”
40) We also found inappropriate happy birthday memes for you.
“I will find you and I will wish you a happy birthday.”
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“If you could just go ahead and have a happy birthday, that’d be great.”
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“In honor of your birthday, I placed you on the liver transplant waitlist. You’re welcome.”
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“Is it too late now to say happy birthday?”
44) Do it your way with inappropriate happy birthday memes.
“Happy birthday. This year, do it your way.”
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“Just dropping in to wish you a very happy birthday!”
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“I know I won’t see you but happy birthday.”
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“Happy birthday. May you live long enough to eat your [censored].”
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“Loading my gun. How come you didn’t tell me that it’s your birthday.”
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“Look, I’m not saying that you’re old. But if you were milk, I’d sniff you first…”
50) Inappropriate happy birthday memes that almost cross the line.
“This is Lynn. Lynn got a watch for her birthday. Just kidding. She hasn’t opened her present yet.”
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“Happy birthday [censored]! Hope you end your night looking like this!”
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“Happy birthday. I made you a drink.”
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“Happy birthday, you magical creature.”
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“Let’s make your birthday great again!”
55) Inappropriate happy birthday memes for him or her.
“May you live long enough to [censored] yourself.”
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“Dirty-minded individuals, think dirty thoughts.”
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“Happy birthday [censored]!!”
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“Happy mother [censored] birthday, [censored].”
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“Happy birthday this much.”
60) Inappropriate happy birthday memes mean it’s cake eatin’ time!
“It’s my birthday? Cake eatin’ time.”
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“Happy birthday, you naughty little minx.”
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“Newsflash! You’re old as [censored].”
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“I don’t normally do this but…Happy birthday you magnificent [censored].”
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“Happy birthday. Now, where’s the cake.”
65) Get back to work but not before enjoying these inappropriate happy birthday memes!
“Yeah…Happy birthday. Now if you could get back to work, that would be great.”
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“Oh! So, it’s your birthday. You’re still a tosser.”
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“Happy birthday you dirty old fart.”
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“OMG, it’s your birthday!”
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“One does not simply wish a happy birthday without a meme.”
70) 100% awesome inappropriate happy birthday memes.
“It’s your birthday…Or an annual declaration of being awesome!”
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“Happy birthday you old [censored].”
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“Hey, so I heard it’s your birthday today…My package to you is free and it comes with a happy ending.”
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“Happy birthday you party animal.”
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“Mom: Happy birthday. I remember the day you showed up. 23 hours of labor, 3 weeks later, not happy leaving your cocoon!!! Son: I remember 9 months before I was born, I went to a party with my dad, and left with you. Mom: You are so sick!!! Matt: Oh, that is gross.”
75) Inappropriate happy birthday memes with a dash of offensive.
“Your birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar: Yung No Mo.”
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“I don’t always say happy birthday but when I do, it’s only to legends.”
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“Happy birthday you sexy beast.”
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“Happy birthday you sexy thing.”
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“Smile, it’s your birthday!”
80) More inappropriate happy birthday memes? It’s on like Donkey Kong!
“So…I heard it’s your birthday!!”
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“Happy birthday! I got yew some ice cream.”
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“Stay gangster. Happy birthday.”
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“Happy birthday! You’re one step closer to touching your balls to the water when you’re on the toilet.”
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“Happy birthday. You still can’t sit with us.”
85) Inappropriate happy birthday memes for the old man or woman.
“Happy birthday. Thank you for always being older than me.”
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“The [censored] that forgot birthdays.”
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“This cat has bread on his face. Happy birthday.”
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“Happy birthday to the best piece of [censored] ever.”
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“Today is your birthday, so…Why aren’t we drunk yet?”
90) Inappropriate happy birthday memes for the young at heart.
“I don’t usually say happy birthday but when I do, it’s because you’re old.”
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“I wanna wish you a happy birthday.”
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“What do you say we go behind this rock and seal the deal.”
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“When your birthday party is during the quarantine.”
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“I will find you and I will wish you a happy birthday.”
95) Gotta love funny inappropriate happy birthday memes!
“I’d wish you a happy birthday but to tell you the truth, I don’t give a [censored].”
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“Happy birthday. Don’t worry, your cake is under constant vigilance.”
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“Yes, you’re a knobhea*d but happy birthday anyway.”
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“Yo dawg I heard you like happy birthdays so I decided to say happy birthday on your birthday so you can be happy on your birthday.”
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“Happy birthday!”
100) Telling like it is with inappropriate happy birthday memes.
“Happy birthday you big gay bear.”
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“It’s your birthday! Time to put something fun between your legs!”
I hope you enjoyed these funny inappropriate birthday memes!
“U R old.”
Please share these birthday memes with your friends and family.
